Sunday, June 27, 2010

Letter to Principal Joke

A girl writting leter to principal!
To
The gandu Principal,
choda School,
chudaipur.
Sir,
Main aap k school ki 8v class ki student hoo.
Par mere boobs bade hone k karan mujhe 10v class me bitha diya. Pr class ke ldko ne mil ke meri chut mar li jiska mjhe afsos nhi h balki bahut maja aya. Pr unho ne meri gand bhi mari, jo k bahut dard kar rahi hai. Isliye mai 2din skool me nhi aa sakti..

Fatt gayi kachi..
chud gayi sachi..
Aap ki pyaari
randi bachi..

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Sucess Joke

''THOUGHT OF D DAY "
'Zindgi ki race me 1st aane ke liye hamesha ye soch kar bhago ki pichhe LUND hai, Agar ruke to GAND me ghus jayega'
WILLIAM SEX FEAR...!!!

Langoti Joke

Why underwear is named as Langoti in Hindi
Guess
Guess

Think

Bcos it takes care of
LUND and GOTIS!!

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Pregnat Wife Joke

Admi:
Agar wife Pregnant ho to kis month tak SEX kar sakte hai?

Dctr:
Jab tak Bacha andar se CHEEKH kar na kahe "Madarchod bas kar, meri bhi marega kya..?"

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

AUR CHUTIYE Joke

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta, 'AUR CHUTIYE', Us admi ne pandit se sikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...

agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..
Thora aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola
''SAMAJh TO TU GAYA HOGA''

Sardar Murga Joke

SARDAR_Murga kaise diya?MURGEWALA-Rs.10,50,70. SARDAR-10 ka itna sasta kyo?MURGEWALA-isko aids hai. SARDAR-de do khana hi to hai gand thodi marni hai.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Khubsurat Land Joke

Ladki God se: plz ladko ka land thoda khubsurat bana do. God Ladki se: itna ganda banane par to choos leti ho maderchodo acha bana diya to kha hi jaaogi !

Sardar Joke

3 days b4 marriage santa goes 2 a callgirl 4 experince.
She bites on d penis.
He goes 2 doctr n doctor dressed all around d penis.
On 1st nite wife says dear look my seal is tite till today.
Santa-tu seal di gal kardi hai yaaran ne haje packing v ni kholi.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

ELFY Joke

Bachha:didi ApKo Pta Hai papa,mammi 2 Din Se Room Se Q Nhi Nikle.? Sister:Nhi!. Par Tum Hans Q Rahe Ho.? Bachha: papa Ne OIL Manga Tha.. Maine ELFY DeDi.!

Hichki aur Lund Joke

Santa ko Hichki aayi aur saath hi uska Lund bhi bahar nikal
gaya..

Santa- Oh Rabba lagta hai Banta k saath saath Bhabhi bhi
yaad kar rahi hai...("!")

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

JUGAAD Joke

Teacher : ok, baccho..!!
Ye bataao ki is sentence mein pinky ka kya role hai :-
"Pinky sab ke saath baat karti hai".
studnt : sir,
Pinky JUGAAD hai.!!

javed jaan joke

Pathan dr. se-5 saal se sex kar raha hun par hamara bachcha nahi ho raha.
dr.-ye to pareshani ki baat hai, apne partner ko bulao.
Pathan -javed jaan ,andar aao

KINGFISHER Joke

5 men enter a KINGFISHER flight & force all airhostess nude. All girls lie down naked.
1 girl asks : Is it a hijack, robery or a routine Board of Directors meeting?

Chutiya Panthi Joke

Boy: main tumhare liye jaan de sakta hu. Girl: accha to 5 manzil se kood jao.. Boy jumps & die.. Moral: Chutiyapanthi se maut milti hai chut nahi.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Giridhar Barse Angan Mein Joke

A lady teachr askd hr studnt 2write a poem on 'giridhar barse aangan mein'
the boy writes!
Ek hamari pyari madam masti bhare is yauvan me,
shaam dhali piya ghar aye, khat bichai aangan mein,
lab chuse,
stan dabaye,
ling gushaye jangan mein,
vo sesak-sesak ke ro padi,
jab 'giridhar barse angan mein'!