Recession Joke

Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife', that critical phase of life is called 'Recession'!

penis Joke

A girl touches 1st time a boy's penis. 2 drops come out from it. Girl asked ''what's this?''
Boy said ''ara pagli, yeh to khusi ka ashu hai!''

Kudrat ki Vidambnaa Joke

Kaisi vidambnaa kudrat ki hai..

Fulon ka Raja GULAB
"KAANTO" mein rehta hai,

aur,

Srishti ka Nirmata LUND
"JHAATOO" mein rehta hai..!

Pathan Hathiyar Joke

Judge : are bhai Pathan tum ne bechare is Daroga ki gand q mari....
Pathan: judge sb. Daroga ne ham ko hukum dia tha k 'HATHIYAR DAAL DO' Ham ne daal dia..

Zero Figure Joke

Zero figure Dekhkar Galib ne arz kiya

Na gand hai na seena hai
Gour farmaiyega
Na gand hai na seena hai

Ye madarchod kaisi haseena hai?

PAPPU Joke

Raat ki tanhai mei haath underwear mei daal kar bahut kuch hota hai, Mat satao use kyunki raat ko PAPPU bhi sota hai...

Train Joke

Heights of Shock & Bad Luck:

A newly married man travelling wid her wife dialled Num of a girl written on a
Trains Toilet wall &
His WIFE picked up d Phone

Kamwali bai Joke

Kamwali Bai Ko Kuch Ladke Ched Rahe The.
Bai-Batameeji Karoge to Mor Bana Dungi.
Ladke-Mor Kaise Banaogi?
Bai-Madarchod Gaaand me Jhadu dal ke...

Ladka aur Ladki Pheli Mulaqat Joke

Ladka aur ladki pehli mulaqat pe ek dusre k baare me kya sochte hain:

1) Girl: kitna seedha ladka hai.
Boy: kitna sexy maal hai , doodh dekh sali ke..

2)Girl: kitna nice behaviour hai.
Boy: Gaand dekh sali ki kitni tight hai..

3)Girl: dressing zabardast ki hai.
Boy: skirt thodi or choti hoti to lund hi khada ho jana tha..

Afganistan Pathan Joke

Pani ki Zarurat Registan Ko Hoti Hai,
Sitaron Ki Zarurat Aasman Ko Hoti Hai
Aap Kabhi Afganistan Na Jana
kyu Ki Acchi gaand Ki Zarurat Har Pathan Ko hoti hai.

Medical Report Joke

Ek ladki ki medical report change ho gyi.
doctor-ur pregnent.

girl-he bhagwan ab to ungli ka bhi bharosa nhi rha....

Orgasm Joke

They say that Women can Fake an Orgasm for a Relationship.

Hmmm...

Big Deal !




MEN CAN FAKE AN ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP JUST FOR AN ORGASM !!!