Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Virginity Test Joke

Suhagraat ko 1 tattay ko red aur 2nd ko blue paint karo. Agar response mile "Oh my god aise colorful tattay kabhi nhi dekhe" TO SAMAJH JAO!

Gulab Joke

Santa 1 Din 10-15 Gulab K Fool Leke Gar Aya. Biwi Ne Ye Deka Or Sare Kpde Utar K Bed Pe Nngi Let Gyi. Santa: Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nhi Hai Kya?

Doodh

Teacher-Anita Ne Ghass Khaai, Iska Future Tense Batao?

Santa-Anita Kal Dhood Degi.

Pregnant Joke

In a Bus, Girl- I m Pregnant, Plz give Me Seat?
Seat dene k baad Boy- Dekhne mein to Pregnant nhi lgti.
Girl-Abhi kaise lgungi? 1 Ghante Pehle hi to Chudi hun.