Virginity Test Joke

Suhagraat ko 1 tattay ko red aur 2nd ko blue paint karo. Agar response mile "Oh my god aise colorful tattay kabhi nhi dekhe" TO SAMAJH JAO!

Gulab Joke

Santa 1 Din 10-15 Gulab K Fool Leke Gar Aya. Biwi Ne Ye Deka Or Sare Kpde Utar K Bed Pe Nngi Let Gyi. Santa: Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nhi Hai Kya?

Doodh

Teacher-Anita Ne Ghass Khaai, Iska Future Tense Batao?

Santa-Anita Kal Dhood Degi.

Pregnant Joke

In a Bus, Girl- I m Pregnant, Plz give Me Seat?
Seat dene k baad Boy- Dekhne mein to Pregnant nhi lgti.
Girl-Abhi kaise lgungi? 1 Ghante Pehle hi to Chudi hun.

Galib Joke

Light ki gair maujudgi me Gaalib farmate hai..

'Hum to yu hi Lund khada kar k soye hue the Gaalib,
Koi Behen ka Lauda Mombatti samajh kar machis laga gaya..;-)

Gloves Jokes

Wat a insulting sms-

Boy 2 his Girl Frnd- "agr tumhare haath na ho to kya tum gloves pahnogi?"

GF-"No, of course not!"

Boy-"fir tum bra kyu pahanti ho..?

Reason for divorce Jokes

Reason for divorce
Woman:
I expected this = = = = =>
atleast this = = =>
but got this = =>
Man:I expected this()
almost this( )
but what is this
( )

Statement Jokes

Ek chorni pakdi gai.
Cosntable: Chal teri statement leni hai But he fucks her.Then H.C. Then S.I. Then SHO. In the evening they produced her in the court.
Magistrate:Teri statement leni hai. Kuch kehna hai?
Chorni : Sir,Statement to sooji padi hai. Kal le lena.

Electric Engineer Joke

1 Motta Electric Engineer apni wife se "SEX" karte samay bola"darling! tumhe kya gam hai?

Wife-swami load jyada aur voltage kam hai.

CHALO CHEENI KHAYE Jokes

Pati patni ne sex karne k liye code word rakha "CHALO CHEENI KHAYE"

1din unka nokar unki jawan beti k sath sex karta pakda gaya.

MAALIK:kya kar raha he?

NOKAR:Maalik, cheeni kha raha hu.

MAALIK: aare pagal cheeni hi khani thi to khuli bori me se kha leta, nayi bori kyu kholi..

Japan Bhosdi ka Joke

Jindgi kya hai arman bhosdi ka,
Aurat k piche padha inshan bhosdi ka,
Plastick ka lund,
Elestick ki chut, kya kya bana raha hai JAPAN bhosdi ka...?

Mulla Joke

MULLA on 1st nite: Batao Hairan karu ya Paresan?

Wife-Dono
He shows his 12 inch penis&said HAIRAN hui na?

Wife-Ha Ab PARESAN karo?

MULLA-Ye khada nahi hota !

Rashifal Joke

Aapka Aaj ka RASHIFAL:- Dhyan chuchi pe rahega, Land pe pakad dhili rahegi, Chut k darshan nirashajanak rahege, Koi Gand bhi maar sakta h hoshiyar rhe..!!

12 kele Joke

Arz kiya h.... Wah wah.. Bosdi ke phle sun to le. Toh arz kiya h.. 10 rupye k 12 kele.. 10 rupye k 12 kele. 1-1 karke gand me lele...ha...ha...ha...

Recession Joke

Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife', that critical phase of life is called 'Recession'!

penis Joke

A girl touches 1st time a boy's penis. 2 drops come out from it. Girl asked ''what's this?''
Boy said ''ara pagli, yeh to khusi ka ashu hai!''

Kudrat ki Vidambnaa Joke

Kaisi vidambnaa kudrat ki hai..

Fulon ka Raja GULAB
"KAANTO" mein rehta hai,

aur,

Srishti ka Nirmata LUND
"JHAATOO" mein rehta hai..!

Pathan Hathiyar Joke

Judge : are bhai Pathan tum ne bechare is Daroga ki gand q mari....
Pathan: judge sb. Daroga ne ham ko hukum dia tha k 'HATHIYAR DAAL DO' Ham ne daal dia..

Zero Figure Joke

Zero figure Dekhkar Galib ne arz kiya

Na gand hai na seena hai
Gour farmaiyega
Na gand hai na seena hai

Ye madarchod kaisi haseena hai?

PAPPU Joke

Raat ki tanhai mei haath underwear mei daal kar bahut kuch hota hai, Mat satao use kyunki raat ko PAPPU bhi sota hai...