Galib Joke

Light ki gair maujudgi me Gaalib farmate hai..

'Hum to yu hi Lund khada kar k soye hue the Gaalib,
Koi Behen ka Lauda Mombatti samajh kar machis laga gaya..;-)

Gloves Jokes

Wat a insulting sms-

Boy 2 his Girl Frnd- "agr tumhare haath na ho to kya tum gloves pahnogi?"

GF-"No, of course not!"

Boy-"fir tum bra kyu pahanti ho..?

Reason for divorce Jokes

Reason for divorce
Woman:
I expected this = = = = =>
atleast this = = =>
but got this = =>
Man:I expected this()
almost this( )
but what is this
( )

Statement Jokes

Ek chorni pakdi gai.
Cosntable: Chal teri statement leni hai But he fucks her.Then H.C. Then S.I. Then SHO. In the evening they produced her in the court.
Magistrate:Teri statement leni hai. Kuch kehna hai?
Chorni : Sir,Statement to sooji padi hai. Kal le lena.

Electric Engineer Joke

1 Motta Electric Engineer apni wife se "SEX" karte samay bola"darling! tumhe kya gam hai?

Wife-swami load jyada aur voltage kam hai.

CHALO CHEENI KHAYE Jokes

Pati patni ne sex karne k liye code word rakha "CHALO CHEENI KHAYE"

1din unka nokar unki jawan beti k sath sex karta pakda gaya.

MAALIK:kya kar raha he?

NOKAR:Maalik, cheeni kha raha hu.

MAALIK: aare pagal cheeni hi khani thi to khuli bori me se kha leta, nayi bori kyu kholi..

Japan Bhosdi ka Joke

Jindgi kya hai arman bhosdi ka,
Aurat k piche padha inshan bhosdi ka,
Plastick ka lund,
Elestick ki chut, kya kya bana raha hai JAPAN bhosdi ka...?

Mulla Joke

MULLA on 1st nite: Batao Hairan karu ya Paresan?

Wife-Dono
He shows his 12 inch penis&said HAIRAN hui na?

Wife-Ha Ab PARESAN karo?

MULLA-Ye khada nahi hota !

Rashifal Joke

Aapka Aaj ka RASHIFAL:- Dhyan chuchi pe rahega, Land pe pakad dhili rahegi, Chut k darshan nirashajanak rahege, Koi Gand bhi maar sakta h hoshiyar rhe..!!

12 kele Joke

Arz kiya h.... Wah wah.. Bosdi ke phle sun to le. Toh arz kiya h.. 10 rupye k 12 kele.. 10 rupye k 12 kele. 1-1 karke gand me lele...ha...ha...ha...