Friday, May 28, 2010

Asshole Boss Joke

When the body was first made,all parts wanted to be the 'Boss'.
Brain said- I'm Boss,bcoz 'I decide'.
Feet said 'I'm Boss, as I run', the Heart said 'I'm Boss, as I'm a critical resource without which the body is dead' and so on by the Lungs, the Hands, Eyes....Finally Asshole said- I should be the Boss.
All parts started laughing.
So Asshole went on strike,blocked itself and refused to open
In a shrt time
Hnds crcked
Eys blured
Ers emited hot air
Bran got hevy
Hert&Lungs panickd
So they al agred that Asshole shoud be the BOSS !

Moral:
It doesn't mater wat u do&wat ur talnts r
Any Asshole cn be ur Boss!