Ladka aur Ladki Pheli Mulaqat Joke

Ladka aur ladki pehli mulaqat pe ek dusre k baare me kya sochte hain:

1) Girl: kitna seedha ladka hai.
Boy: kitna sexy maal hai , doodh dekh sali ke..

2)Girl: kitna nice behaviour hai.
Boy: Gaand dekh sali ki kitni tight hai..

3)Girl: dressing zabardast ki hai.
Boy: skirt thodi or choti hoti to lund hi khada ho jana tha..